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I wish I was queer so I could get chicks letra
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-pooplatter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked myass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudohomo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomouswith 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister andsoon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids herhair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in mygenes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made byJimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk orLewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got alisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Acid Bath - Letras
- 13 Fingers
- Along comes Mary
- Apartment 13
- Asleep at the wheel
- Bad touch
- Balls out
- Bleed Me An Ocean
- Blood Of God
- Cassie Eats Cockaroaches
- Cassie Eats Cockroaches
- Cheap Vodka
- Cheese tidbit
- Convoy
- Coo coo ca choo
- Cradled In The Arms Of Death
- David song
- Dead Girl
- Diab Soul
- Diab Soule
- Discovery channel
- Dope Feind
- Dope Fiend
- Dr. Seuss Is Dead
- Farting with a walkman on
- Finger Paintings Of The Insane
- Fire water burn
- Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
- Generation Of The Zombie II (Dax's Poem)
- Go down
- God Machine
- Going nowhere slow
- Graveflower
- Hell yeah
- Hooray for boobies
- I hope you die
- I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
- I'm the least you could do
- It's tricky
- Jackass
- Jezebel
- Kiss me where it smells funny
- Legend in my spare time
- Live at the apollo
- Locust Spawning
- Love Eats Its Own
- Magna cum nada
- Mama say
- Mama's boy
- Mope
- New Corpse
- New Death Sensation
- Nightmare at the Apollo
- No hard feelings
- Ode Of The Paegan
- Old Skin
- Paegan Love Song
- Reactor Number 4
- Scream Of The Butterfly
- The Beautiful Downgrade
- The Blue
- The Bones Of Baby Dolls
- The Mortician's Flame
- Toubabo Koomi
- Toxic Seuss
- Tranquilized
- Venus Blue
- What Color Is Death
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